Tuesday, 24 March 2020

Dream 1064

'Porno Obi-Wan Kenobi, the Bootlicker'
Date: 14 January 2020
Sleep times: 03:00 - 06:00 hours
Dream type: Normal

Scene 1
Location: The Grand Plaza Hotel, location unknown (Great Yarmouth?)
Time: Day
I was going to be attending hotel which was called the 'Grand Plaza'. It was a very typical traditional hotel, I think it had a white exterior (the kind you see in seaside towns). There was some kind of convention being held at the hotel. I was with a group of dream characters, which included my friends LD1, DL and IN. 

I entered the hotel with the expectation of attending the event. The hotel was large, furnished as I would expect a shabby, run-down seaside hotel to be, and was quite empty, with only a few dream characters dotted around, doing normal things you would expect of customers in a hotel bar. 

I approached a member of staff - a male dream character, unrecalled in appearance, other than thee fact he was wearing a burgundy/maroon waistcoat. I asked him where the convention was taking place and he told me it was in a room behind the bar. We had to walk down a corridor to enter this room. We did so. This room was even worse - Obi-Wan Kenobi (the porno parody version of the character - see image below) and a large number of very dirty black, leather work boots - the type worn by miners or engineers etc. These were all lined up. I was not surprised to see Obi-Wan Kenobi (it was him, not an actor playing him) and I do not think I was consciously aware of the link to Star Wars within the dream. 

I felt that our time was wasted in travelling to the convention and I aggressively questioned Obi-Wan about it. My friends were passive during the confrontation - I got the sense I was talking on behalf of all of us. Obi-Wan told me that it was basically just an event where guests turn up and just clean the boots. I was not happy. I accused Obi-Wan of being 'the porno version' and referred to him as a 'bootlicker'. Obi-Wan told me it did not matter - however I had the strange experience of accepting this was really Obi-Wan Kenobi, but also challenging him about being 'the porno version'. I continued to argue with Obi-Wan and I felt justified in being confrontational and aggressive.

  • Recently I referred to Obi-Wan Kenobi as 'Obi-Wan Can Bone Me'.
  • The night before this dream my friend R3A messaged me and we discussed the forthcoming standalone Obi-Wan series. Like Ewan McGregor, R3A is Scottish.
  • On the night before this dream I had a conversation with AJ about Great Yarmouth.
  • On the day of this dream I had been writing about the European Convention on Human Rights for my PhD thesis.
  • My best friend LD1 is co-hosting an academic convention on glass recycling in the Victorian era.
  • On the night of this dream I discussed porn with my friend DH.

Obi-Wan Kenobi
Porno version of Obi-Wan Kenobi (Tom Byron) from Axel Braun's Star Wars Parody XXX (2012)

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